Sexy Penguins

While playing Club Penguin, sexuality was the last thing I would think of being an issue in this virtual world. This was by far the weirdest thing to look into, but yet it was the most interesting. It’s hard to show or feel attraction to a virtual penguin, especially when that other virtual penguin is a kid! But whatever floats your boat I guess! Ha! But really, I did run into some situations where I found some interesting sexual innuendos. I found that kids can be a lot naughtier than we as adults think! There were two situations that made me think that these kids wanted to do more than just play games. One situation happened in an igloo, and another happened on the dance floor!
A couple nights ago, I decided to get on Club Penguin with the intentions of interacting more with the other penguins. This incident happened before I knew how to type my own words, so instead I just pick the pre-texted box’s that would say common words or sentences to the other penguins. I ended up running around at the ‘Surf Cove’ and just kept saying ‘Hi Everyone!’ until I got attacked by snowballs. Once snowballs were being thrown at me, this gave me a hint that I was not wanted. For some reason, I stayed and kept using my technique of saying ‘Hi Everyone’ to see if any penguins would say anything. Two Penguins ended up walking over to me asking me to go away and leave. I thought about giving up, but then a yellow Penguin in a dress named Pon N Zi came over to me and asked me to be her friend and to go to her igloo. I didn’t know how to feel at this point, but she saved me from all the hatred I received in the Cove, so I went to her igloo. Once I got to her igloo, she said I was safe, and so I thanked her. Then it got weird and she asked me to give her CPR and I asked her why. She said she wanted a kiss and then showed a symbol of a heart, so I decided to leave!
The next incident happened right after my igloo experience. This is where I realized that other penguins were typing other words in, and so I finally figured out that I could too. One place that I figured ‘Sexuality’ would come out in, if any at all was the Dance Club. Gianetto made his way into the dance club, and of course, I made him dance. This situation was different because I wanted to be the ‘creeper’ instead of being crept on. There was another Penguin there named Brittany12185, so I waddled over to her and asked if I could dance with her. She gave me a big smile symbol and started dancing. This is where I figured I would ‘make the move’ and I asked her if she wanted to go upstairs. Once we got upstairs, she walked over to a corner by a plant and told me to follow her. Once I got next to her, she moved her penguin over to me and started dancing. She asked me if I liked that, and that’s when I realized that kids have ‘sexuality’ going through their mind a lot more than people think!